119 lines
1.6 KiB
Perl
Executable file
119 lines
1.6 KiB
Perl
Executable file
#!/usr/bin/perl
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#
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# Globals
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#
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use vars qw/$deftext %opt /;
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#
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# Command line options processing
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#
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sub init()
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{
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use Getopt::Std;
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my $opt_string = 'hdoynsi';
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getopts( "$opt_string", \%opt ) or usage();
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usage() if $opt{h};
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}
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#
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# Message about this program and how to use it
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#
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sub usage()
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{
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print STDERR << "EOF";
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orly -- Print an O RLY owl
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usage: $0 [-hdoyn] [<MESSAGE>]
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-h : this (help) message
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-o, -d : print the "O RLY" owl
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-y : print the "YA RLY" owl
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-n : print the "NO WAI!" owl
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-s : Print "SRSLY" as a question, statement or
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exclamation, respectively for the above.
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-i : take MESSAGE from STDIN
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EOF
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exit;
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}
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sub printorly() {
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$deftext = "O RLY?";
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print << "EOO"
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___
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{o,o}
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|)__)
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-"-"-
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EOO
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}
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sub printyarly() {
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$deftext = "YA RLY";
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print << "EOO"
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___
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{o.o}
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-"-"-
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EOO
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}
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sub printnowai() {
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$deftext = "NO WAI!";
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print << "EOO"
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___
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{o,o}
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(__(|
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-"-"-
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EOO
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}
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$givenstatement = "";
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for ($i=0; $i<($#ARGV + 1); $i++)
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{
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if (substr($ARGV[$i],0,1) ne "-")
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{
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$up = uc($ARGV[$i]);
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$givenstatement = "$givenstatement$up ";
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}
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}
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init();
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if ($opt{i}) {
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while (<STDIN>) {
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$givenstatement = $givenstatement.uc($_);
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}
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chomp($givenstatement);
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}
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if ($opt{y}) {
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printyarly();
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$deftext = "SRSLY" if ($opt{s});
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}
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elsif ($opt{n}) {
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printnowai();
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$deftext = "SRSLY!" if ($opt{s});
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}
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elsif ($opt{d} || $opt {o}) {
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printorly();
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$deftext = "SRSLY?" if ($opt{s});
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}
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elsif ($opt{s}) {
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printyarly();
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$deftext = "SRSLY";
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}
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else {
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printorly();
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}
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if ($givenstatement)
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{
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print "$givenstatement\n";
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}
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else
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{
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print "$deftext\n";
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}
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exit;
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