#alias ls='ls -F --color' #[ -x /usr/games/fortune ] && /usr/games/fortune bofh-excuses #alias la='ls -Fal --color' #alias uptime="uptime | cowsay" #alias date="date | cowsay" #Imperatives # enable color support of ls and also add handy aliases #alias dir='ls --color=auto --format=vertical' #alias vdir='ls --color=auto --format=long' case `uname` in Linux) if [ "$TERM" != "dumb" ]; then eval "`dircolors -b`" fi alias ls='ls -F --color=auto' ;; Darwin) alias ls='ls -FG' ;; FreeBSD) alias ls='ls -FG' ;; SunOS) alias ls='ls -F' ;; *) if [ "$TERM" != "dumb" ]; then eval "`dircolors -b`" fi alias ls='ls --color=auto' ;; esac # some more ls aliases alias ll='ls -lF' #alias la='ls -A' alias la='ls -alF' #alias l='ls -CF' alias vi='vim' alias em='emacs' alias grep="grep --color=auto" alias screen="screen -R" alias dvtm="dvtm -m \"^w\"" alias tm="tmux -2 attach" alias ppjson="python -mjson.tool" #Cosmetic/useful #alias naim="naim --noscreen" alias wallall="wallall -p" #alias cal="cal -3" #alias google='surfraw google' alias hd='od -Ax -tx1z -v' alias gcal='gcalcli' #Sysdadmin alias aptsearch="aptitude search" alias openports="lsof -i 4 -n" alias saupdate="sa-learn --mbox --spam ~/mail/spam" alias pshosers="ps axeo pcpu,pid,user,command | sort -k 1 -r | head -11 " alias memhosers="ps axeo size,pcpu,pid,user,command | sort -n -r | head -11 " alias psx="ps auxwww | grep $1" #work alias totemp="cd `pwd | sed 's/controllers/templates/'`" alias tocont="cd `pwd | sed 's/templates/controllers/'`" #Some orly aliases alias yarly="orly -y" alias nowai="orly -n" alias srsly="orly -s" #Funnies alias whothefuckis='finger' alias whoami="echo 24601"