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+#alias ls='ls -F --color'
+#[ -x /usr/games/fortune ] && /usr/games/fortune bofh-excuses 
+#alias la='ls -Fal --color'
+#alias uptime="uptime | cowsay"
+#alias date="date | cowsay"
+
+
+#Imperatives
+# enable color support of ls and also add handy aliases
+    #alias dir='ls --color=auto --format=vertical'
+    #alias vdir='ls --color=auto --format=long'
+
+case `uname` in
+Linux)
+	if [ "$TERM" != "dumb" ]; then
+		eval "`dircolors -b`"
+	fi
+	alias ls='ls -F --color=auto'
+	;;
+Darwin)
+	alias ls='ls -FG'
+	;;
+FreeBSD)
+	alias ls='ls -FG'
+	;;
+*)
+	if [ "$TERM" != "dumb" ]; then
+		eval "`dircolors -b`"
+	fi
+	alias ls='ls --color=auto'
+	;;
+esac
+
+	
+
+# some more ls aliases
+alias ll='ls -lF'
+#alias la='ls -A'
+alias la='ls -alF'
+#alias l='ls -CF'
+
+alias vi='vim'
+alias grep="grep --color=auto"
+alias screen="screen -R"
+
+#Cosmetic/useful
+alias naim="naim --noscreen"
+alias wallall="wallall -p"
+alias cal="cal -3"
+alias google='surfraw google'
+alias hd='od -Ax -tx1z -v'
+
+#Sysdadmin
+alias aptsearch="aptitude search"
+alias openports="lsof -i 4 -n"
+alias saupdate="sa-learn --mbox --spam ~/mail/spam"
+alias pshosers="ps axeo pcpu,pid,user,command | sort -k 1 -r | head -11 "
+alias memhosers="ps axeo size,pcpu,pid,user,command | sort -n -r | head -11 "
+
+#Some orly aliases
+alias yarly="orly -y"
+alias nowai="orly -n"
+alias srsly="orly -s"
+ 
+#Funnies
+alias whothefuckis='finger'
+alias whoami="echo 24601"